My Big Breasts and Me: Body Shaming Pretending to be a Documentary

I don’t own a TV and this weekend made my conviction to go TV-free through life that much stronger. My husband and I were staying the night in a hotel and indulged in a rare guilty pleasure: channel-hopping while waiting till the next crime series comes on and we can watch hot detectives make out who killed “the vic” by magnifying images by a kabillion in super high-tech labs. So there we were sprawled in a hotel bed in west England waiting to watch Laurence Fishburne witness a gruesome autopsy, when we came across a documentary called “My Big Breasts and Me.” It sounded . . . well . . . a little weird perhaps, but I guess we were hoping for some real analysis and facts since it said it was a documentary. So we stayed and watched and, by golly, there were fumes coming out of my ears for about 95% of the time I was watching the thing.

The “documentary” featured a bunch of “experts” (including a private plastic surgeon who performs breast reduction – conflict of interests, anyone?) who spent their air time telling women that their breasts are a problem that needs fixing and not that the (mostly) men who react inappropriately should change their behaviour. [Read more...]

Reader Giveaway! Ta-Ta-Toos

Vajazzling is all the rage these days, but what about some action for your ta tas? I am skeptical of putting little rhinestones on my vagina – it seems like an infection waiting to happen. But I am a big fan of some breast action, so ta ta adornments are right up my alley. I have always wanted a tattoo, but I’m afraid of needles and infections. I know . . . most tattoo parlors follow strict health code regulations, and I’m sure that my friendly local tattoo artist would be happy to tat me up. But if phobias were based on logic, I wouldn’t have a problem.

Enter Ta-Ta-Toos, temporary tattoos that you can put on your breasts. There are several designs to choose from, and if you make a purchase in the month of October, 30% of the proceeds will go towards breast cancer awareness. My partner and I had fun surprising each other with our tattoos.  And true to form, Shannon added a dash of humor to his ta-ta-too choice by putting his on his ass. That definitely gave us both some giggles when I found his “Kiss Me” tattoo one evening.

Want a freebie? The first two readers to leave a comment will get a package of ta-ta-toos of their own. So show us some love, and we’ll show some live right back acha!